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• News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
• News in America: cannibal eats man's face
• Britain: wat.
• News in America: man throws intestines at police
• Britain: wat
• News in America: man eats roommate's heart and brain
• News in Britain: no vat on pasties

Now to get shizz ready for my audition :)

imdylanbarker:

awesome.

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vashappeninlove:

harrystyles-boxers:

on the computer-

In the car-

In the shower-

15 minutes later-

 

Bed time-

Wait this is so accurate it’s scary

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My cousin went to flip me off an airplane floaty. And i ended up backflipping over the edge of the pool landing on the floor. :) Lmao it was hella funny/scary

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peitha:

i would eat pizza at 12:30 in the morning.

Just got through watching robin hood. It was absolutely amazing. I loved it so much.

Who wants to help me find the orb to get me to never never land? I’ll take some of you with me. :)

My little cousin and i :)

(Source: vivianhoangnguyen, via siriuslyjosh)

runningonriver:

Aquí se nos estaba embuclando un poco el pobre, un while true de los suyos, pero oye, le ponía ganas y buenas intenciones, y el discurso mola :)

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